Every week Match.com sends me these emails with pictures (if available) and links to 12 guys that, based on their algorithm, match my profile. Every week I scan through the email, notice at least 2 guys that have been in previous emails, and never click on any of them.
Usually I find some of these guys absolutely hysterical. The info they provide is really nothing more than their picture, age, height, and a couple other blurbs about whether they want kids and the age range of the women they're looking for. It also provides their user name. It's really the user names that make me laugh.
Today's winning list:
idsmackthat
b4gunner1
2007NightTrain
Canyon173
crj_guy
trueblue_15
RSmith32
jay34300
joejoe78brick
bam3636
rebootrequired
TheLastPrince66
The ones from this list that made me laugh (almost outloud while at work) in order of hilarity with reasons why:
1. idsmackthat - yeah, you're really looking to date someone (said with the most sarcastic tone imaginable).
2. TheLastPrince66 - you're probably not attractive and trying to win someone over with your sparkling personality. But can the women get over your awful personal hygiene?
3. rebootrequired - i'm going to talk about computers and video games all day, every day and then ask you if you want to go to the next Star Trek convention.
Here is my most recent theory as to why Match.com has dried up in regard to dating leads lately:
It's the middle of regular season football. All of the cute fun guys are watching football all weekend and busy at work trying to get everything done for the week to watch football all weekend. Hence no time to meet women online and spend enough time emailing to get to the point where the woman is ready to meet them.
I really should have planned this online dating thing around football season. I should know better!
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hahaha...I must say that those are funny names but when I tell you the names that I got - you will die laughing...
1. manwithgun
2. dudediXk
3. tallerthanthou
I must say Match.com needs to work on their profiling and these funny names!!!...these and privacy issues have forced me to part ways and experiment with new dating services on the block like Bluepont...where you just need to install the application in your phone and you are alerted automatically when a person who suits your profile is nearby - I think its based on location vased technology but what the heck - it works for me!
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